I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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