There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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