haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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