did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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