i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize