their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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