I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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