i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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