p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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