Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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