i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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