I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
then he tried to convert me to islam
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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