OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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