He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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