i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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