If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
