Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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