love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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