guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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