ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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