Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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