butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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