Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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