does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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I will pee on everything he values.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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