my vag is so smooth its legendary
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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