Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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