I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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