kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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