Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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