your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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