Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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I need you to use more vowels.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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