erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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