I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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