I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Randomize
