I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
how does that bad decision feel?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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