so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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