white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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