Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've blown a few things in my day
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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