I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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