I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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