Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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