ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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