And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Still dying that you shit outside
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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