woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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