you guys were way drunker than both of me
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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