'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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