I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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