You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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