Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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