I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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