I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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