Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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