i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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