Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you mean i was at the winter classic?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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