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Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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