sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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